Pizza

[morbid]

Okay you can do this two ways
1) the one i actually prefer
call your local pizza delivery company and order what you like
it costs a bit more but it's good(most of the time)
2)Go to your local grocery store buy either a microwavable pizza or a oven pizza
preset your oven to whatever temperature the box says


enjoy
and I hope you like it

[crimsoninferno]

You truly are shameless, lol.

[morbid]

You truly are shameless, lol.

no get it right

You truly are lazy, lol.

[crimsoninferno]

no get it right

Hahaha, you've got THAT right. Very very lazy.

[Venus]

:o see Will you suck.

Buy small flat pita bread
Tomato paste
Onions
peppers
ham
bacon
mushrooms
grated cheese
anything you want to put on it

Spread pita bread with paste sprinkle other toppings on
top with cheese
then cook in a hot oven till golden.

That is the best pizza you will ever get cause you do it yourself.

[morbid]

:o see Will you suck.



That is the best pizza you will ever get cause you do it yourself.

Did I mention I'm a 25 year old guy living on his own

hense
i
can
not
cook

[Venus]

Did I mention I'm a 25 year old guy living on his own

hense
i
can
not
cook

Bout time you learnt then :P

[Fairy]

Can you even cook 2 mintue noodles?

[Venus]

Or boil and Egg? they are the basic's

[crimsoninferno]

Did I mention I'm a 25 year old guy living on his own

hense
i
can
not
cook

No excuse, you should learn. How else do yo expect to wow a girl and to keep her? Besides, that pizza receipe was SUPER easy. I'm sure that all can be done within half an hour or less. Life skills, my friend, life skills.

[Bethany]

Life skills indeed

Even the laziest person can buy like the Chef Boyardi kit and make it.. my niece loves those cause she can do it for the most part and shes 4 dude.

[spunkyspork]

How to make your very own tomato sauce:

Ingredients:
Tin of chopped tomatoes
Onion
Parsley
Chives
Olive oil
Ground parmesean
Red wine
Salt
Cracked pepper (green goes pretty well but black will do)
Garlic
A stove
A pan/pot
Something to stir with
A knife
A chopping board

Method:
Heat up a little oil in the pan (only a spash or two).
Slice up the onion and garlic finely while the oil is warming (run the onion under water whin making first cuts so you don't end up crying in the sauce =])
Chuck them both in the pan/pot and wait while the onion gets soft and slightly see-through.
Pour in the chopped tomatoes.
Season with the chives, parsley, parmesean, salt and cracked pepper to taste.
Simmer on the stove for a few minutes.
Add a splash of wine (or two ;]) and stir through.

And walla! 'Tis extremely easy =D
Yes, I make up my own recepies, so if anyone ever needs anything you're welcome to steal some :]

[Bethany]

sounds nom nomy but you didnt say how much of each thing to use D:

[spunkyspork]

Well it's completely up to you, it depends on your taste. Experiment =D

You can also add some finely sliced smoked bacon for extra flavour.

[Venus]

:O that sounds so damn nice, I definitly will try it

[crimsoninferno]

That does sound delicious o_O I've made my own sauce before, but not with all of that... Hmm! And I like experimenting, tis fun indeed. :]

[morbid]

Life skills indeed

Even the laziest person can buy like the Chef Boyardi kit and make it.. my niece loves those cause she can do it for the most part and shes 4 dude.


Jenn the reason I don't make chef boyardee's
is because I find them disgusting
;/
so.... :)
I know how to cook hamburgers,spaghetti,eggs(all types),rice with tomato sauce, Taco's/Burritos and probably a bit more
I just CHOOSE not to
because I don't care I guess
I am eating by myself
so I see no need to cook I never finish my meals anyways
so it would go to waste

[spunkyspork]

*gasp* But but but but cooking is the essence of life! It feeds you!

[morbid]

*gasp* But but but but cooking is the essence of life! It feeds you!

my constant regard for others
is what feeds me

[Fairy]

So why say you can't cook when you can?

lol

[Venus]

Did I mention I'm a 25 year old guy living on his own

hense
i
can
not
cook

I agree Tenny

[crimsoninferno]

In short, he's trying to say that's he's hopeless...but it is all just an excuse. Learn the easy stuff, man.

[spunkyspork]

Will, you break me.

[crimsoninferno]

I think he just needs a lover which will give him an excuse to cook.

[spunkyspork]

I'm in! =D

[crimsoninferno]

Are you sure? That's a dangerous line of work and quite an incentive for him, Jen... but then again maybe he does just need the bone right at his nose to get him to learn how exactly to snag it.

[Serendipity]

wow! thanks! i always wanted to know how to get pizza! lol (: jaykay.