Ball's?

[Venus]

A young woman was pulled over for speeding.
As the Australian Policeman walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket
book, she said, 'I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Policemen's Ball.'

He replied, 'Australian Policemen don't have balls.'
There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said.
He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left.

She was laughing too hard to start her car.

[Batty]

Lmao, that's a good one ;p sometimes true as well

[crimsoninferno]

I totally would like to say that to a LAPD officer, hahaha. But, then again, maybe not. Rofl. They can be moody.