crimsoninferno
01-11-2009, 01:57 AM
All right, I was having this conversation with my, er, boyfriend (things are a tad bit complicated, so I don't know what the hell to call him right now) last night and I randomly said, "Yo, you know what place is so beautiful, but that would suck to live? ...Fiji. It's in the middle of freakin' NOWHERE!"
Then he mentioned how Australia used to be a place where prisoners were sent to, and he said, "You know, why would they use such a big piece of land for exiles? That doesn't make any sense! Why not Jamaica or something?"
And I said, "No no no! Jamaica is just too big and besides, massive land like the U.S and Cuba are a hop scotch away! I think Fiji would've been the perfect place. Middle of freakin' nowhere in the Pacific Ocean and tiny as hell. The Alcatraz should've been built there... I would have liked to see those motherf*ckers escape that island! By the time they'd land it to Zealand, they'd be dead. Might as well just get out of prison,and rot in paradise with no way of escaping without a plane ticket."
And then he got quiet and said, "What about Antarctic?"
"God forbid, poor motherf*ckers would die before the plane even landed. Not enough punishment if they die before they even make land-ho." And then I said, "But then again, it would also suck if a volcanic eruption happened that caused an earthquake that in turn caused a tsunami...Wow, Fiji sucks..."
Then he mentioned how Australia used to be a place where prisoners were sent to, and he said, "You know, why would they use such a big piece of land for exiles? That doesn't make any sense! Why not Jamaica or something?"
And I said, "No no no! Jamaica is just too big and besides, massive land like the U.S and Cuba are a hop scotch away! I think Fiji would've been the perfect place. Middle of freakin' nowhere in the Pacific Ocean and tiny as hell. The Alcatraz should've been built there... I would have liked to see those motherf*ckers escape that island! By the time they'd land it to Zealand, they'd be dead. Might as well just get out of prison,and rot in paradise with no way of escaping without a plane ticket."
And then he got quiet and said, "What about Antarctic?"
"God forbid, poor motherf*ckers would die before the plane even landed. Not enough punishment if they die before they even make land-ho." And then I said, "But then again, it would also suck if a volcanic eruption happened that caused an earthquake that in turn caused a tsunami...Wow, Fiji sucks..."