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Evil_Demon_Doll
03-08-2009, 05:37 PM
EVER WONDER ...

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our Skin?


Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?


Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?



Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?



Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?



Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?



Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush
Hour?



Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal Injections?



You Know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!



Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck
together?



If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

spunkyspork
03-11-2009, 01:07 AM
Rofl, so true.

Venus
03-11-2009, 08:04 PM
LMFAO that is very true!