Johnny Jokes.

[Evil_Demon_Doll]

Little Johnny got on the bus; sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards.
The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards.

The man, who was a priest, said, 'I am a Father.'

Little Johnny replied, 'My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that.'

The priest looked up from his book and answered, 'I am the Father of many.'

Little Johnny said, 'My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way!'

The priest, getting impatient, said. 'I am the Father of hundreds', and went back to reading his book...

Little Johnny sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said, 'Maybe you should wear a condom and
put your pants on backwards instead of your collar.'




Little Johnny bought a donkey from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry Johnny, but I have some bad news, the donkey died.'
Johhny replied, 'Well, then just give me my money back.'
The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.'
Johnny said, 'OK, then, just bring me the dead donkey.'
The farmer asked, 'What ya gonna do with him?
Johnny said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.'
The farmer said 'You can't raffle off a dead donkey!'
Johnny said, 'Sure I can Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'
A month later, the farmer met up with Johnny and asked, 'What happened with that dead donkey?'
Johnny said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898.00.'
The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?'
Johnny said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him back his two dollars.'
Johnny now works for IRD