Brent
09-09-2007, 12:14 AM
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with hertwo kids, yelling obscenities at them all the waythrough the entrance.
The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly "Good morning,and welcome toWal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,"Hell no they ain't."
"The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why thehell would you thinkthey're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"
"I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the greeter. "I justcouldn't believe you got laid twice."
"Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart ."
The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly "Good morning,and welcome toWal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,"Hell no they ain't."
"The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why thehell would you thinkthey're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"
"I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the greeter. "I justcouldn't believe you got laid twice."
"Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart ."