Brent
09-09-2007, 10:25 PM
40-ish...................................49.
Adventurous........................Slept with everyone.
Athletic................................No breasts.
Average looking..................Moooo.
Beautiful.............................Pathological liar.
Emotionally Secure.............On medication.
Feminist..............................Fat.
Free Spirit...........................Junkie.
Friendship first....................Former Slut.
New-Age.............................Body hair in the wrongplaces.
Open-minded.....................Desperate.
Outgoing............................Loud and embarrassing.
Professional.......................Bitch.
Voluptuous.........................Very fat.
Large frame.......................Hugely fat.
Wants soul mate................Stalker.
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
Yes.....................................No
No......................................Yes
Maybe.................................No
We need..............................I want
I am sorry............................You'll be sorry
We need to talk...................You're in trouble
Sure, go ahead...................You better not
Do what you want...............You will pay for this later
I am not upset....................Of course, I am upset, you moron!
You're attentive tonight.......Is sex all you ever think about?
DICTIONARY FOR DECODINGMEN'S ENGLISH:
I am hungry............................................ .............I am hungry
I am sleepy............................................ ..............I am sleepy
I am tired............................................. ...............I am tired
Nice dress............................................. ..............Nice cleavage!
I love you............................................... ..............Let's have sex now
I am bored............................................. ..............Do you want to have sex?
May I have this dance?......................................I'd like to have sex with you
Can I call you sometime?....................................I'd like to have sex with you
Do you want to go to a movie?............................I'd like to have sex with you
Can I take you out to dinner?..............................I'd like to have sex with you
I don't think those shoes go with that outfit.........I'm gay
Adventurous........................Slept with everyone.
Athletic................................No breasts.
Average looking..................Moooo.
Beautiful.............................Pathological liar.
Emotionally Secure.............On medication.
Feminist..............................Fat.
Free Spirit...........................Junkie.
Friendship first....................Former Slut.
New-Age.............................Body hair in the wrongplaces.
Open-minded.....................Desperate.
Outgoing............................Loud and embarrassing.
Professional.......................Bitch.
Voluptuous.........................Very fat.
Large frame.......................Hugely fat.
Wants soul mate................Stalker.
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
Yes.....................................No
No......................................Yes
Maybe.................................No
We need..............................I want
I am sorry............................You'll be sorry
We need to talk...................You're in trouble
Sure, go ahead...................You better not
Do what you want...............You will pay for this later
I am not upset....................Of course, I am upset, you moron!
You're attentive tonight.......Is sex all you ever think about?
DICTIONARY FOR DECODINGMEN'S ENGLISH:
I am hungry............................................ .............I am hungry
I am sleepy............................................ ..............I am sleepy
I am tired............................................. ...............I am tired
Nice dress............................................. ..............Nice cleavage!
I love you............................................... ..............Let's have sex now
I am bored............................................. ..............Do you want to have sex?
May I have this dance?......................................I'd like to have sex with you
Can I call you sometime?....................................I'd like to have sex with you
Do you want to go to a movie?............................I'd like to have sex with you
Can I take you out to dinner?..............................I'd like to have sex with you
I don't think those shoes go with that outfit.........I'm gay