SuRfsUp
04-23-2008, 09:46 AM
hey everyone out there , (dont get annoyed by my spelling , im tired !!)
im SurfsUp (Joel) recently new on the teenchat and stuff. <3 :bman:
I just would like to pop a little note to say thanks to all the really kind ppls in the chat rooms and you all know who you are :)
anyway heres something intresting of no particular interest ¿ ! :D something on my mind an unbelivable diet
I lost 3 sizes because of this diet and i’m still loosing weight
1 beer = 100 calories
2 = 200 calories
6? About 600 calories
But
12 beers = 0 calories?
Why?
Normally fatty foods go down your mouth and are absorbed by you stomach to your body causing a build up of fat going straight to your hips and thighs and commonly known as blubber
---scientifically proven by drinking just 12 beers can reverses this process causing all the food to come back out your mouth before it can dissolve down and turn to fat!!!
Amazing
I’m so skinny!!!
wanna hear even other benefits?
Ok
1) You can loose the ability to walk or stand making you safely free from cub board’s fridges and restraints which are sources of other high calorie high foods
2) Memory loss - forgetting how to eat and eventually forgetting that eternal feeling of sadness which is the reason why you eat food.
3) Loss of employment!! Cutting off your food revenue stream at its source
Beer your permanent weight loss solution
anyway party hard lol im so lame , aruh watever
im SurfsUp (Joel) recently new on the teenchat and stuff. <3 :bman:
I just would like to pop a little note to say thanks to all the really kind ppls in the chat rooms and you all know who you are :)
anyway heres something intresting of no particular interest ¿ ! :D something on my mind an unbelivable diet
I lost 3 sizes because of this diet and i’m still loosing weight
1 beer = 100 calories
2 = 200 calories
6? About 600 calories
But
12 beers = 0 calories?
Why?
Normally fatty foods go down your mouth and are absorbed by you stomach to your body causing a build up of fat going straight to your hips and thighs and commonly known as blubber
---scientifically proven by drinking just 12 beers can reverses this process causing all the food to come back out your mouth before it can dissolve down and turn to fat!!!
Amazing
I’m so skinny!!!
wanna hear even other benefits?
Ok
1) You can loose the ability to walk or stand making you safely free from cub board’s fridges and restraints which are sources of other high calorie high foods
2) Memory loss - forgetting how to eat and eventually forgetting that eternal feeling of sadness which is the reason why you eat food.
3) Loss of employment!! Cutting off your food revenue stream at its source
Beer your permanent weight loss solution
anyway party hard lol im so lame , aruh watever