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SuRfsUp
04-23-2008, 10:00 AM
hey im still tired so im spelling everythin gwrong ... slaps self as i have just noticed that little abc thing bah its says to dsownload it oh stuff it


Cucumber Joke
A husband has gone home after work, looking upset and agitated. his wife asks him "whats wrong" , he replies "i've been having sexual frusterations at work " , stunned the wife asks "what do you mean" , he answers i want to stick my penis in the cucumber chopper. I know its wrong but i cannot stop myself from thinking about it ", He wife suggests "maybe you should get help " and he answers "no look ill try one more day and ill see if ill be able to cope". Husband comes home day two " im sorry babe i got fired today i couldnt help myself there was noone around and i stuck my penis in the cucumber chopper". Shes asks " what did the do with the cucumber chopper? He ans " they fired her as well"


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Alan
04-23-2008, 01:23 PM
haha that was pretty funny. good joke!