SuRfsUp
04-24-2008, 03:38 AM
Q Why is the wife's wedding dress white ?
A To match the kitchen appliances
Q Why are women's feet smaller?
A To stand closer to the kitchen sink
Q Whats wrong if you wife is sitting down next you watching t.v?
A the chain that runs from her neck to the kitchen is too long
Q If your wife is at one door and shes screaming and carrying on and your dog is at one door barking and carrying on , who do you let in and why?
A Your dog .. Of course , because he shuts up once he is in.
Q What do you tell your wife if she comes home with two black eyes?
A Nothing , you've told her twice
Before picking your wife ?
Heres the test she should have took
if you know she cannot cook
dont waste your time and buy a book
if she brings the beer she's the one,
if its not kinky she no fun
if she wears red
she gives good H... effort in bed
and if she argues with the other two
she definatly not in the que
so this time to pick the right female
follow the tips from this male...
hehe i love you katie :)
A To match the kitchen appliances
Q Why are women's feet smaller?
A To stand closer to the kitchen sink
Q Whats wrong if you wife is sitting down next you watching t.v?
A the chain that runs from her neck to the kitchen is too long
Q If your wife is at one door and shes screaming and carrying on and your dog is at one door barking and carrying on , who do you let in and why?
A Your dog .. Of course , because he shuts up once he is in.
Q What do you tell your wife if she comes home with two black eyes?
A Nothing , you've told her twice
Before picking your wife ?
Heres the test she should have took
if you know she cannot cook
dont waste your time and buy a book
if she brings the beer she's the one,
if its not kinky she no fun
if she wears red
she gives good H... effort in bed
and if she argues with the other two
she definatly not in the que
so this time to pick the right female
follow the tips from this male...
hehe i love you katie :)