Forum: Jokes

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. "Impossible!" says the...

This conversation was overheard on the VHF Guard (emergency) frequency 121.5 MHz while flying from Europe to Dubai. It's too good not to pass along....

Somebody from California apparently wrote the top part, but somebody from Texas came back and put them on their asses at the bottom. CALIFORNIA:...

I "accidently" clicked on a one of you'r google ads after seeing some of the douche bags (bite me if you thing that is a bad word) thats are on the...

How do these people survive? ONE Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken...

The FBI had an job opening. After all the background checks, interviews, and testing were done, there were 3 finalists. Two men and a woman. For the...

Once upon a time, in a land far away a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues...

A few little anecdotes to start and carry you through your day. 1. A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the...

> BLONDE COWBOY > > > > > > The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde > > > cowboy coming down the walk with nothing...

PLEASE.....read 'each' statement, then follow the end request. 1. This is this cat 2. This is is cat 3. This is how cat 4. This is...

CHRISTMAS HAS BEEN CANCELLED and it's all YOUR fault because YOU told Santa you had been good this year ... and he died laughing!!!!

As I Ponder... I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled the mood....

For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free." Here's an update for you..... Nowadays 80% of women are against...

Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die. This is just so priceless, and so easy to see happening, customer service being what it is...

I hate my new employee. She called me today and told me that she is staying home because she is not feeling well. "What's the matter?" I ask. ...

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive > double-pane energy efficient kind. But this week, I got a call from the >...

>Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization? > > > > Answer: Princess Diana's death. > > > > Question: How come? >