Firewood.

[Fairy]

"Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"

"Yes. What can I do for you?"

"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Virgil Smith. He is hiding
marijuana inside his firewood!"

"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They
search
the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every
piece
of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave. The phone
rings at Virgil's house. "Hey, Virgil! This here is Floyd. Did the Sheriff
come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"

"Yep!"

"Happy Birthday, buddy!"
(Who says rednecks aren't real bright!)

[Evil_Demon_Doll]

Lmfao thats a good one Tenny ;D

[SalsaShark]

hahaha I know you posted this forever ago but I just read it and it is hilariousss!!!