Firewood.

Fairy · 08-21-2007, 08:36 PM

"Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"

"Yes. What can I do for you?"

"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Virgil Smith. He is hiding
marijuana inside his firewood!"

"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They
search
the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every
piece
of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave. The phone
rings at Virgil's house. "Hey, Virgil! This here is Floyd. Did the Sheriff
come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"

"Yep!"

"Happy Birthday, buddy!"
(Who says rednecks aren't real bright!)

Evil_Demon_Doll · 09-07-2009, 09:26 PM

Lmfao thats a good one Tenny ;D

SalsaShark · 10-16-2009, 12:15 PM

hahaha I know you posted this forever ago but I just read it and it is hilariousss!!!

08-21-2007, 08:36 PM	#1
Fairy × Simplicity × Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: In his arms Posts: 10,000,097	Firewood. "Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?" "Yes. What can I do for you?" "I'm calling to report about my neighbor Virgil Smith. He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood!" "Thank you very much for the call, sir." The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave. The phone rings at Virgil's house. "Hey, Virgil! This here is Floyd. Did the Sheriff come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep!" "Happy Birthday, buddy!" (Who says rednecks aren't real bright!) __________________

09-07-2009, 09:26 PM	#2
Evil_Demon_Doll .x.Dead In Ditches.x. Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: New Zealand Posts: 14,424	Lmfao thats a good one Tenny ;D __________________ "Lets Have Schitzophrenic Conversations.,The voices you hear will drown in their own pathetic pool of psychotic tears"

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10-16-2009, 12:15 PM	#3
SalsaShark :: Jungle Newbie :: Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 20	hahaha I know you posted this forever ago but I just read it and it is hilariousss!!!

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