1. Lets watch Lifetime!
2. Sex is overrated.
3. I dont want to go too far on the first date.
4. Yes, I did notice your sisters breasts are bigger than yours.
5. There is nothing I like better than crawling into bed with a good book.
6. I"m glad I dont have a large penis.
7. My hips are too big.
8. Aw, cant we watch Oprah?
9. Does this suit make me look fat?
10. I"ll never get tired listening to Celine Dion.
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