A visiting professor at the University of Montana is giving a seminar on the supernatural.
To get a feel for his audience, he asks, ?How many people here believe in ghosts??
About 90 students raise their hands.
?Well thats a good start,? says the professor, ?Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you"ve ever seen a ghost??
About 40 students raise their hands.
?Thats really good,? continues the professor, ?I"m really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost??
15 students raise their hands.
?Thats a great response,? remarks the impressed professor, ?has anyone here ever touched a ghost??
Three students raise their hands.
?Thats fantastic. But let me ask you one question further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?? asks the professor.
One student in the back raises his hand.
The professor is astonished.
He takes off glasses, takes a step back, and says, ?Son, all the years I"ve been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. You"ve got to come up here and tell us about your experience.?
The redneck student replies with a nod and begins to make his way up to the podium.
The professor asks, ?Well, tell us what its like to have sex with a ghost.?
The student replies, ?Ghost?!?? Dang, I thought you said ?goats.?
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