Pay the Price
A man walks into a bar and says, "Excuse me, I"d like a pint of beer."
The bartender serves the drink and says, "That"ll be four dollars."
The customer pulls out a twenty-dollar bill and hands it to the bartender.
"Sorry, sir," the bartender says, "but I cant accept that."
The man pulls out a ten-dollar bill and the bartender rejects his money again. "Whats going on here?" the man asks.
Pointing to a neon sign, the bartender explains, "This is a Singles Bar."
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