A farmhand is driving round the farm, checking the fences. After a few minutes he radios his boss and says, "Boss, I"ve got a problem. I hit a pig on the road and hes stuck in the bull-bars of my truck. Hes still wriggling ? what should I do?"
"In the back of your truck theres a shotgun. Shoot the pig in the head and when it stops wriggling you can pull it out and throw it in a bush."
The farm worker agrees and signs off. About 10 minutes later he radios back. "Boss I did what you said, I shot the pig and dragged it out and threw it in a bush."
"So whats the problem now?" his Boss snapped.
"The blue light on his bike is still flashing!"
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