Valentines Day is here again, and with it the perfect opportunity for marketing departments the world over to romance investors and donors with Valentine-themed promotions! Here are some that didn?t quite make it off the drawing board:
Nevada State Tourism Board
?Nothing Says I LOVE YOU Like Legalized Prostitution and Gambling? T-shirts, baseball caps, and coffee mugs.
Ku Klux Klan
*Valentine?s Day Heart Burning, co-sponsored by Alka Seltzer
Vatican Public Relations Office
*?Naughty Altar Boy? limited edition ceramic figurine
American Heart Association
*Chocolate heart with marshallow-filled arteries. Simultaneously a touching token of love and a serious warning to an overweight sweetheart.
Daughters of the American Revolution
*Illustrated Kama Sutra featuring George and Martha Washington. Comes with authentic period wooden dental dam.
PETA
*Spray Paint a Red Heart on Joan Rivers? Coat Competition
National Society of Organ Donors
*?My Heart Belongs to You (As Soon As I?m Brain Dead)? cards.
Department of Homeland Security
*Moving the Valentine?s Day National Warning System Code Red for a ?High Risk of Lovin??
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